By George

Dear George Jones,
I'd like to start out by saying I'm a huge fan. And I am sure glad to hear you got cleaned up after the lawn mower incident and all the wife's you went through. But can I just tell the honest truth? You were better when you were drinking. Your honky-tonk ballads hit me square in the heart and it just seems the more sobered up you got the worse the songs got. Don't take offense I beg ya, but maybe it wouldn't hurt ya to throw one back every now and then. Your still number one in my book, don't get me wrong, but maybe a a shot of the good stuff could launch your career into a second faze of stardom. Thank ya much.

P.S.-- Ya need any songs give me a call